people i would like to slap!

there are some people i would love to slap. here is a list:

1. russell brand
2. russell howard
3. pete docherty
4. amy winehouse
5. bianca gascoigne
6. cristiano ronaldo
7. jordan
8. peter andre
9. dr phil
10. colin fry
11. chris moyles
12. comedy dave
13. theo paphitis
14. ashton kutcher
15. kevin federline
16. kerry katona
17. simon cowell
18. neil warnock
19. alex ferguson
20. posh spice
21. marco pierre white
    

there are many different reasons why these gonks need a slap. mainly just because they are always on the box or in the papers. these are 2 mediums i enjoy and i prefer not to hear about their pathetic bloody lives. i know i could turn over or buy a more upperclass paper if i wanted rid. i suppose i will have to accept that their stupid faces will be around and i will feel the need to slap them!

there are many more people i would like to slap, i just cannot think of them at the moment. this post is sure to be updated in the future........