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absolutely shattered is how i feel. not much to comment on today. just cannot be arsed. wondering if i will ever get anymore followers.................................................

i am well cream crackered, a well busy night at the pump tonite. it was the last ever saturday and it was fucking rammed. big shout out to zoe, cat, russell for helping out with such gusto and vim. i am glad i got to finish early as i am in in the morning to what i can assume will be a bombsite. the place must have took soooo much money and we are defo gonna run out of booze before the final push on tuesday. i think the pub will get drunk dry by monday night anyway. it was good to see some old faces. it was also good to see how the regulars knew to stay away on nights like these. the closure tourists where in abundence this eve and nobody would have really thought it would not be this busy. its gotta be the busiest i have ever seen it. anyway i am laying in bed watching jackass and preparing myself fo a busy day at the office tomorrow. hope it is quiet. shit footy on the tele and its probably gonna rain. anyhoo, smell ya later

the countdown has started for me. the pump and tap will cease to be in less than 8 days. i am somewhat looking forward to my unemployment. becoming a househusband really does appeal to me as i love watching daytime telly and drinking cups of tea. i am gonna dedicate 2 hours of housework a day to keep the hard working wife happy. she is sooo worth the care and attention. bless her x. i reckon monday is gonna be hoover day, tuesday bathroom day, wednesday dusting day and thursday kitchen day. obviously pots and laundry will be done daily. leaving the weekends free for me to make mess. cooking will also take place for the woman in my life and hot baths with candles also. she is gonna be so happy me thinks. i intend to improve my cooking skills also as i am very limited at the moment. cannot bloody wait!

people i would like to slap!

there are some people i would love to slap. here is a list:

russell brand
russell howard
pete docherty
amy winehouse
bianca gascoigne
cristiano ronaldo
jordan
peter andre
dr phil
colin fry
chris moyles
comedy dave
theo paphitis
ashton kutcher
kevin federline
kerry katona
simon cowell
neil warnock
alex ferguson
posh spice
marco pierre white

there are many different reasons why these gonks need a slap. mainly just because they are always on the box or in the papers. these are 2 mediums i enjoy and i prefer not to hear about their pathetic bloody lives. i know i could turn over or buy a more upperclass paper if i wanted rid. i suppose i will have to accept that their stupid faces will be around and i will feel the need to slap them!

there are many more people i would like to slap, i just cannot think of them at the moment. this post is sure to be updated in the future........

well i am back again after another lengthy break. it seems blogs are not as demanding as i thought. i am very busy at the moment what with work coming to an abrupt end at the end of the month. i shall have more time for my blog then, but what to write about???. i have spoken to other bloggers who reckon it is all about commenting on social issues and stuff like that. that is what i use facebook for! i suppose it is just a bit more personal and i should just write about these 'issues' that matter to me. over the next few weeks i shall have my tuppence worth on war, climate change, local government and football. these things are somewhat irellavent to most people (including myself) but as a way of personalising my blog, i feel these are a good set of topics to start with.

well, i have managed to get the month of december off this year. the beloved pump is to be no more:^(
need to start adjusting the purse strings again. ebay is always a winner for me in the dark seasons and car-booting is gonna be a new hobby for me. also gonna learn to drive in 2010, cannot wait! if you wanna see what junk i am selling on ebay, my "handle" is seanleos. i have got so much junk!

my beard is coming on strong at the moment. and the hair is getting there too. i feel as if i am turning into a metal head from working at the pump and tap. could be making up from the past, though i am glad i missed that angst riddled grunge scene. Prodigy all the way!

been away for while mr blog. had such an adventurous week with some highs and some lows. went to see steel panther on thursday after a trip to hooters in nottingham. it was always gonna get messy. a good night was had and tickets to next years tour is definately on. ROCK ON!

long day at the office today. sooo many plastic mancs and scousers frequenting the establishment. they were mainly gonks with a smattering of what could potentially be half decent customers. then came the inevitable exodus. but the party was still pumping as the creed was enjoying his birthday. great to see pete and see the swiss off to the land of ladyboys. did not see the mosbeef today, hope he is still kicking it rude boy stylee.

got my laptop back and am well happy with the efficiency of the apple store. got a wee bit drunk last night with kel, marek and sammy. too much gin me thinks. feeling dog rough now and in need of some good food. working all night at the pub tonight with the dream team. hope it all goes well. dare i say never drinking again?. well not till thursday anyway.

well it is my day off and i am in the orange tree drinking hoegaarden with fresh limes in it. I am really hungry but need some home cooking, not the ding food on offer here. I am looking forward to spending the evening with my beautiful wife.

(you see a raspberry, but i am thinking plums x)

drunk and stoned, but happy. just stuck morley in a cab with my chatty cab driver friend Josh /Yasin. morley hates chatty cabbies. i did not know this till i had booked it. lol. hope it works out. i am having some soft resin for my supper, just making little black snakes to place into the kingsize green sizzlers. got a day of tomorrow but have to take my macbook to the apple store for some cosmetic repair.(might lose macbook for upto 48 hours!) that is about as tough as my day will be. blog will be limited. watch this space x

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.

well i have tweaked my blog now and it is to my liking. got a day of ebay stuff to do and then work this evening. pop quizzers tonite! cannot be arsed to get out of bed though. maybe i shall get up soon.

ZZZZZzZZZZZzZZZZZz

going work soon. just a baby shift really. hope it is as easy as it is short. x

i have nearly shaken off this cold/sore throat. it has been pestering me for a fortnight now and i am fed up. fingers crossed it has gone by the morning. hopefully a beautiful roast dinner cooked by my beautiful wife will see off the bug.

the man, the legend

available for weddings innit!

got drunk yesterday peeps after a rather stressful visit to primark. the lack of humanity in some people is so sad and i thank the powers that be that i was there. hope somebody is there for me in my hour of need.

woke up after having a bad dream and still have a bloody sore throat. i only have to face the drunkards for another shift then i can look forward to saturday when i can get merry with my sons down the walkers. early doors rage should not be a factor today as i am gonna distance myself from the antagonisers. lol

another day at the orafice. the usual bar tweakers getting their fix and coming out of their shells after a few glasses of boozey. the football turned out to be a no-show with most fans preferring the comfort of their own homes. (lucky them). got a really crap cold at the mo and my throat is sore. back tomorrow with some more drivel x.